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Tag Archives: Spatial Profiling
Rooney & a Series of Trite Non-Football Puns
So, back in November of last year, Wayne Rooney was playing well and we sung his praises with a look at some trite football cliches. But here’s the dilemma – since that time, Rooney has gone on an even more … Continue reading
Sergio Ramos: Athlete, Celebrity, Role Model
Now I know your general defense – athletes are not role models. No, when they sign their professional contract and jump headfirst into the public eye, they have a license to kill. The media is to blame for making them … Continue reading
Gonzalo Higuain, the Next…Gonzalo Higuain
Every star player’s career starts as a collection of trite similes. If fortune smiles upon this young man, he will play for a top club and be compared to the ghosts of European Cups past. But then, one day, his … Continue reading
Roy Keane Reflects on Fernando Torres, Etc…
Very few people realize that in addition to walking his dogs, managing lower tier English teams, and glaring at reporters, Roy Keane follows the Premiership avidly and is a keen reader of classic literature. Recently, he was impressed by a … Continue reading
Rooney and a Series of Trite Football Cliches
Wayne Rooney scored three goals against Portsmouth. And in honor of his hat-trick, we proudly present a series of wildly exaggerated sports cliches with little basis in reality. Wayne Rooney is out of this world. Today, at 13:05 army time, … Continue reading