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Tag Archives: Panoptic Gazes
Barcelona vs. Real Madrid – the Predictions to Bet a House On
I will keep this short and sweet in the interest of time. FIRST and foremost, Xavi’s hair will look like an iguana. No, I don’t refer to that pet iguana you had in grade school that eventually died because you … Continue reading
Champion League Prediction – You won't Care
I will keep this short and sweet for today’s group matches. Benfica v. Lyon will be the most attractive match with wide open, attacking football. You will regret having missed it. Schalke will play Hapoel Tel Aviv. Despite having just … Continue reading
Mourinho's Shining Talent Meets Madrid
So, in the spirit of WAATP shit look-a-likes, I stumbled upon a delightful feature film which I think sets the course for Jose Mourinho’s coaching career at Real Madrid. That film? Stanley Kubrick’s “The Shining.” So grab a bag of … Continue reading
Primping & Preening Premiership Preview
Ahhh vacation, when the neurotic micromanage time into tiny tidbits not long enough to melt 24 hours into eternity. The American vacation, not necessarily synonymous with occupation of a foreign nation, usually revolves around “to do lists”, “guidebooks”, and breakneck … Continue reading
Slavoj Zizek Predicts the World Cup Final
Despite the parakeet, the octopus, and an assortment of other animals, only one entity can accurately predict the World Cup final: Slovenian philosopher and critical theorist Slavoj Zizek. We had a quaint chat with the man to wax Marxism, the … Continue reading
World Cup Quarters – "& Then There Were 8"
The typical suspects have overcome group stage difficulties to rise to the top. However, no smoking gun has appeared to point out the single culprit most likely to win the tournament. Using a really big magnifying glass, a trench coat, … Continue reading
Part 2 of My Moderately Accurate Predictions
I went 11 for 16 on my last round of predictions (if you include the prediction I refused to put on paper: US wins the group, England comes in second…you’ll just have to trust me), which kind of sucks to … Continue reading
World Cup Predictions, Betting Tips, SEO SEO
Just when you think that David Bowie has retired from the site, that the Goblin King will no longer grace our presence, that Jorge Luis Borges really is dead and not just waiting for a USMNT run to the finals, … Continue reading
Real Madrid v. Lyon – Paper Tiger Preview
So, in case you do not live in a cave with wax in your ears and a blindfold carefully tied over your eyes, Madrid has a bit of a big game. A reader reminded me that it has been ages … Continue reading