First it was Mrs. Alonso’s womb, but now the competition between Ronaldo and Xabi has hit a new low – easy to make penalty kicks. Read more about this new development at the fantastic satirical soccer blog Fisted Away. No cash was exchanged for said anchor text, I assure you.

Desperate times call for desperate measures. I got the fabricated inside scoop on Pompey’s negotiations with a new owner, a decision that will either blow your mind or tug at your heart strings. Or both.
To find out who this mystery man is, head over to the delightful FistedAway right now.

…Have in common? Go to FistedAway to immediately find out. A hint – Fabio Capello may have played a cruel practical joke on Michael Owen. Or maybe I just made it up. Either way, read it.

Some individuals consider “Night of the Living Dead” one of the greatest horror films ever created. I am not so full of myself, but it shall be my extended metaphor for the Ivory Coast – Algeria Liveblog later today. Join us. If you dare….

“Where’s Your Head At”? by Basement Jaxx

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I am covering the African Cup of Nations at Worldcupblog and have a little word association game to describe the opening game, Ivory Coast-Burkina Faso 0-0 draw.

I have provided an in depth analysis of the greatest obstacle to the mighty Elephants’ trample towards African glory. Read here.

So, as the year ends (not the world…yet), I have reflected upon my nascent blogging career. I am incredibly grateful to Ahmed of Soccerlens and RR of Redrants for the guidance and help with the wordpress migration, akin to the 19th century California Gold Rush both in scope and bloodbathery.
I also have, well, kinda skanked [...]

Yes. You know what this little fist means. I’m just gonna skip the Godpseed reference and say it – I wrote a guestpost for Fistedaway. Again. And this one concerns the Association of Soccer Stoppers – and their vociferous objections to the world cup ball. Emphasis on ball. Read here.

So it’s been a few months since Fredo last guestposted here at Futfantico, but a recent ESPN soccernet article lit the creative spark. After I made Fredo aware of such audacious fashion analysis in the name of big media, a series of electronic communications and posturing ensued, a bit like two cocks strutting about [...]


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