Category Archives: Manchester United

Check out some Amazing and Seriously Cool Soccer Images…

I may be late to the show, but the “Sucker for Soccer” images on the Behance Network are beyond fantastic. Special thanks to PRC, the lady who designed my site’s wicked header, for sending me the link. And for those … Continue reading

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Michael Carrick: the Ghost Hides Himself Behind Success

Dearly beloved, I am honored to have been elected to deliver this eulogy for a man known to some, seen by few, and widely ignored by most. In fact, he is not dead. Nowhere near. In actuality, his career probably … Continue reading

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Jacques Lacan’s Reflections on Manchester United’s 19th title

In light of United’s historic 19th title, we decided to revive our special series on interviews with famous intellectuals. We were delighted that dearly departed Jacques Lacan took an hour from his busy day to answer a few questions on … Continue reading

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Brooks Peck of Dirty Tackle Reports a Shocking Transfer Story involving Two Big Clubs you Care About

Real Madrid have launched an ASTOUNDING bid to sign Manchester United’s superstar player Nani. This is not a true fact, but this is a transfer rumor so it doesn’t have to be. You have read it and will come back … Continue reading

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Spinning Circles in the World At Large, Part 2

If the last few weeks were slow in terms of news, this past week was a terrifying maze of delicious games. Like a child in a candy-store, I pocketed as many Hershey’s Kisses in my SopCast player as I could … Continue reading

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Advanced Spanglish: Explaining the Etymology of “La Chilena”

You know that picture. It brings back painful memories. But take your anxiety medications or sip some wine (not both), and get ready for another soccer-Spanish lesson. Last time we opened up our Spanglish pocket-sized dictionary, we focused on a … Continue reading

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