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Soccerverse Justice: Paper Tigers that Should Have Been….

So, a few weeks ago, the Portuguese federation banned Ricardo Carvahlo for a year because he skipped out on a national team practice. A pretty harsh punishment, right? If Allen Iverson, the former NBA player, had been dealt with accordingly, … Continue reading

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Franco Panizo at Soccer by Ives believes Agudelo was overleazous

Franco Panizo at Soccer by Ives praised young American forward Juan Agudelo, but also criticized him for being “overzealous” when trying to dribble by two defenders at one stage in the game. I disagree. I thought that Agudelo was only … Continue reading

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The Next Exciting Chapter in Futfanatico:The Puffington Host

Well, we saw the smoke before the fire. We all know that in the carefully planned Futfanatico-Lexicon-Of-Motifs, kittens mean change. And change is not always for the best. As the world gets online and brick-and-mortar newspapers fold by the thousands, … Continue reading

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Your Confused, Mixed Emotions for Balotelli

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A Tribute: Tottenham's Garbage Bale Kid

In the mid80′s, a plague descended upon the land of children toys. The Cabbage Patch kids were as popular as they were antiseptic – ubiquitous in the toy bin of any middle class child, they oozed politically correct proclamations that … Continue reading

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Let's Let your Imagination Run Wild….

As much as I love this site edited by Nick Dunmore, I shall not mention it by name. Why? Well, the adult themed misclicks do line my pockets with PPC revenue, but I feel seedy riding on the coattails of … Continue reading

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Liverpool FC – Nothing Behind the Curtain

In a decade, a fresh off the print MBA textbook will be opened to a chapter on “International Mergers & Acquisitions: Case Studies in Futility.” The opening section? Hicks, Gillete, and Liverpool – The Importance of Due Diligence & Cultural … Continue reading

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The Liverpool Sale Saga: Second Act

“The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers“

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George Gillet Explains Liverpool's Finances

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Liverpool Bidders Express Reservations

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