Category Archives: EPL

Charting Success – What US Exports Say About Your EPL Club

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Frank Lampard – the Diary of an Old Midfielder

The Frank Lampard Appreciation Society offers another unique, unadulterated glimpse into the voyage of life of one tragic Monseur Lampeur.

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OWN GOALS – Some Footy Links for the Holiday Season

Christmas time fast approaches. Slowly, the universe disconnects from the web. We sip eggnog. We talk with family members. We exchange gifts. Co-workers get embarrassingly drunk at holiday parties. Dormant hands get grabby. Title VII lawsuits get filed soon thereafter. … Continue reading

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Calculated Logic Behind Liverpool’s Defense of Luis Suarez

I wrote a thoughtful piece at the Run of Play on linguistic differences between Spanish and English. Since then, the FA has banned Luis Suarez for 8 games based on allegations that he made racist remarks. I don’t care to … Continue reading

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Essential Tips For Restoring Fernando Torres’ Confidence

Players are people. If you prick them, they bleed. Despite a professional existence that involves getting kicked, not all are invincible shoulder-goal-popping memes. They have feelings. If they sit on the bench for not scoring goals, then their confidence dips … Continue reading

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The Recent Highs & Lows of Manchester United fandom

For the last decade, the greatest benefit to being a Manchester United fan has been the license to perpetually wear a smug grin of satisfaction. Liverpool only qualified for the UEFA league again? Poor King Kenny. At least Andy Carroll … Continue reading

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OWN GOALS – some links from around the interwebs

The internet is a scary place. You never know what lurks just around the next corner. One click and, bam, you get rick-rolled or spammed some life insurance. Still – with the proper guidance, you can find some marvelous sites. … Continue reading

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Frank Lampard: the Diary of an Old Midfielder

The Frank Lampard Appreciation Society proudly presents yet another chapter in the unedited, uncut version a of Frank Lampard’s diary from this season. Read at your own risk. Warning – this content may not be suitable for mature adults.

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OWN GOALS – the accursed, huggable, imperalist Americans

Don’t you just hate those arrogant, talented, supremely handsome Americans? Me too. Well, this American had the pleasure of writing for and speaking with some friends from across the Atlantic, and the results were marvelous. At least in my humble … Continue reading

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OWN GOALS – some fantastic links from the footysphere

Remember that time I wrote that post which was neither funny nor insightful and wasted your time? Well, I’ve found an easy solution for both you, the reader, and me, the writer. Links!

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