Category Archives: Arsenal

An Honest & Thorough Inquiry into EPL Truths

Posted on October 25, 2010 by Elliott

With several matches played, the dark haze clouding our view of football in England has finally started to disperse. Now, with the crystal clear light of the holiest of truths, we set upon the most divine of inquisitive expeditions. We … Continue reading →

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The Return of the Crab!

Posted on September 8, 2010 by Elliott

After a deserved summer respite, the Crab has returned! Have a look see at why Theo Walcott may not be a man of steel. And Sol Campbell looks…kinda like the Brazilian Ronaldo. Will he still feast on opposing forwards? Now … Continue reading →

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A Glance at the Premiere of the Premiership

Posted on August 22, 2010 by Elliott

There is a saying – familiarity breeds contempt. However, for the attacking trident of Chelsea, a keen understanding and movement has led to a whopping 12-0 goal differential and two wins. Granted, neither West Brom nor Wigan will be fighting … Continue reading →

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Primping & Preening Premiership Preview

Posted on August 9, 2010 by Elliott

Ahhh vacation, when the neurotic micromanage time into tiny tidbits not long enough to melt 24 hours into eternity. The American vacation, not necessarily synonymous with occupation of a foreign nation, usually revolves around “to do lists”, “guidebooks”, and breakneck … Continue reading →

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The 2010 Premier Premiership Revue Review

Posted on May 11, 2010 by Elliott

Was this a season of disappointment? Of competitive balance? A two horse race with an overpriced and underachieving show pony stealing headlines? Has the European soccer planet shifted gravitational pull towards the Iberian peninsula? The story lines abounded, and a … Continue reading →

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A Sigh; Spring can be a Painful Season

Posted on May 3, 2010 by Elliott

Sigh. Spring beckons the winter-weary with playful rays of sunlight and budding flowers. But, for the European soccer fan, this time of year can induce the opposite of Seasonal Affect Disorder – do you suffer from “Seasonal-Abject-Depression”? Please, joint me … Continue reading →

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Arsenal vs. Barcelona – Recap, Stats, Video

Posted on April 6, 2010 by Elliott

I have a theory – search engines prove that machines will never ever be able to supplant human beings, only replacing the flesh & bone eventually with cold steel. Leo Messi has boldly left the cocoon behind, never again to … Continue reading →

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Arsenal, Barcelona, & the Beautiful Game Myth

Posted on April 6, 2010 by Elliott

In the soccer sporting world, certain assertions are taken as universal truth. A headed goal is ugly. A pass in the air that sales for over 30 yards is “direct.” A team unwilling to pressure for possession, instead waiting to … Continue reading →

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Recap: Arsenal v. United – The Big Sleep

Posted on February 1, 2010 by Dashell

London was the kind of town you could live in your whole life and never call home. London smiles at you like a mother but only loves you like a mistress. You only got into trouble when you confused the … Continue reading →

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An Apt Adjective for Fabulous Fabregas

Posted on December 27, 2009 by Elliott

Song Credit – “She’s Crafty” by The Beastie Boys

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