Category Archives: Arsenal

Robin Van Persie to Barca – the Unspoken, Inevitable Transfer

Posted on December 19, 2011 by Elliott

Kids have dreams. And we all dream of being a star. When I was about eight years old, I opened my first ever Excel spreadsheet. It blew me away. The charts. The formulas. The numbers. From that day on, I … Continue reading →

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Horrific Tragedy Bootstrapped to Champions League Recap

Posted on November 23, 2011 by Elliott

This past weekend, a German referee attempted to commit suicide. CNN reported on this tragedy, and also managed to sneak in the same article some game recaps. Tactful! The Guardian did one better, reporting racism charges against Luis Suarez while … Continue reading →

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OWN GOALS – some fantastic links from the footysphere

Posted on November 7, 2011 by Elliott

Remember that time I wrote that post which was neither funny nor insightful and wasted your time? Well, I’ve found an easy solution for both you, the reader, and me, the writer. Links!

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Frank Lampard: the Diary of an Old Midfielder

Posted on October 31, 2011 by Elliott

EDITOR’S NOTE We at the Frank-Lampard Appreciation Society knew that releasing his diary, the uncut version a, would ruffle some feathers. Nevertheless, we remain firmly committed to shedding light on the player’s life, thoughts, and ruminations during this darkest of … Continue reading →

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OWN GOALS – the Futfanatico eBook & some entertaining links

Posted on October 20, 2011 by Elliott

After much deliberation and feedback, the soccer eBook is now available in a DRM-less ePub format at Goodreads. Right here. What does that mean? Well, for those folks who do not have a Kindle or Nook, you can now purchase … Continue reading →

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Jean Baudrillard Analyzes American Celebrity Fans of Arsenal

Posted on September 29, 2011 by Elliott

In our never-ending search for truth, we have consulted a preeminent French cultural expert on a stunning phenomenon: American celebrities professing love to a UK-based soccer club which has not won anything for over 6 years. Who? What? Where? When? … Continue reading →

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An Open Letter to Arsene Wenger to Release from the Shackles of Arsenal one Mikel Arteta

Posted on September 1, 2011 by Elliott

Dear Arsene Wenger, I write you on behalf of humanity. We all know why you signed Mikel Arteta – not to compete for trophies, but rather to crush his boyhood dream of playing for Barcelona. In fact, Arteta played youth … Continue reading →

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Cesc Fabregas to Barcelona: A Depressing Transfer Reality

Posted on August 15, 2011 by Elliott

Lo and behold, you may have noticed this fine blog’s hibernation during the summer. Why do we do that? Well, few games are played. Most European leagues take off May, June, July, and August. Thus, the news cycle slows to … Continue reading →

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A Summer of Transfer Rumors Leads One to Rightly Ask…

Posted on July 21, 2011 by Elliott

“Where is My Mind?” by The Pixies

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Check out some Amazing and Seriously Cool Soccer Images…

Posted on July 20, 2011 by Elliott

I may be late to the show, but the “Sucker for Soccer” images on the Behance Network are beyond fantastic. Special thanks to PRC, the lady who designed my site’s wicked header, for sending me the link. And for those … Continue reading →

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