Author Archives: Elliott

Chelsea-Player & Tactical Revolutions Collide, Igniting Civil War

Remember five years ago when Chelsea post EPL game press conferences revolved around Jose Mourinho complaining that Joe Cole dribbled too much? The Blues would have just ground out a 1-0 win over a lower level team, conceded zero shots … Continue reading

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The US National Team Proudly Presents 23 Under 23

The United States National Team roster for Olympic qualifying features twenty-three young players who capture the inventiveness and the vitality of contemporary American soccer. Each of the twenty-three players answered a brief questionnaire about there past, present, and future. Our … Continue reading

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The Scott Baio Anti-Defamation League Orders You to Cease & Desist Referring to Player W with Injurious Language

A career in soccer is not an endless stream of Happy Days. No, while we’d all like to be the Charles in Charge, some things lay beyond our grasp. Luck. Chance. Fate. As fans and followers, we often project our … Continue reading

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OWN GOALS – Some Fine Footy Links For Your Enjoyment

The FA aside, the news cycle has been a bit slow lately. I did receive an anonymous tip that in Garden City, Kansas, a caterpillar had recently formed a cocoon and in a few weeks time may possibly become a … Continue reading

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United v. Liverpool – The Shadows of Greatness Linger

Everybody wants to talk about Luis Suarez. He was charged with racism, served his suspension, and has returned to play. Done. Was he petulant before the game? Yes. But since when was that novel? I’m more interested in this little … Continue reading

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Why I’ll Truly Miss The Tune of Fabio A Capello in England

Capell0 has resigned. Everybody tosses rocks at the FA’s glass house, yet we struggle to articulate our feelings. For sure, changing coaches on the cusp of a major tournament is never good. Remember the Ivory Coast drama before the 2010 … Continue reading

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Roundup – the Many Facets of the Port Said Tragedy in Egypt

The soccer world sheds a tear for fans, players, and civilians that lost their lives in Egypt a few days ago. Many much better equipped media outlets and more knowledgeable folk reported on the incident and shared their thoughts. Here’s … Continue reading

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Pepe – the Deserving Face of UEFA’s Financial Fair Play

Batman without the bat signal. Superman sans the cape. Mr. Clean without that rough and tumble earring. Every hero needs an icon. And justice, a diffuse concept that is not easily grasped by materialistic minds, needs a hero. Always. Since … Continue reading

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Proudly Presenting the Bitter Barcelona Pic Caption Contest

Have heart Real Madrid faithful, the Phoenix shall rise from the ashes. Barcelona‘s roster will age, wither, and eventually lose to us on a more regular basis. However, until then, we must cope. Seven points give us solace, but not … Continue reading

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The Best Soccer Award Is Waking Up & Being Xavi Hernandez

Awards are for the vain folk that feel the need to be rewarded for greatness. An award, usually a piece of precious metal, is handed to an individual, usually a sentient homo sapiens, based on that individual’s contributions to a … Continue reading

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