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Author Archives: Dr. Moschlavious Gumperteer
John Terry FA Captain Harry Redknapp Trial Mourinho England
Greetings, Googlebot, spiders, monkeys, SEO linkbuilders, webcrawlers, and click-jackers. I have been asked, in a consultancy role, to spread the blackhat gospel and decide a contest winner. John Terry FA Captain. Harry Redknapp Trial. Mourinho to England. I will now … Continue reading
This is a Content Summary of Soccer Blog Post Headline
Loyal RSS & Kindle readers and confused web-based browsers, this is a content summary for a soccer blog post that was never written and never will be written. In order to read the soccer blog post, you must write the … Continue reading
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Dr. Moschlavius Gumperteer Wrote that Dr. Moschlavius Gumpeteer Wrote…
Dr. Moschlavius Gumperteer at the Puffington Host wrote that Dr. Moschlavius Gumperteer at the Puffington Host wrote that Dr. Moschlavius Gumperteer at the Puffington Host wrote that Dr. Moschlavius Gumperteer at the Puffington Host wrote that Dr. Moschlavius Gumperteer at … Continue reading
Bill Archer at BigSoccer Posts about Non-Soccer Topic
Yesterday, Bill Archer at BigSoccer posted on a topic that only tangentially relates to soccer: a searing musical criticism of local politics in Trinidad & Tobago. I applaud the diversity and originality of text between the banner ads. I hope … Continue reading
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Leander Schaerlaeckens at Soccernet Gave Bornstein a 1.5
Mr. Leander Schaerlaeckens at ESPN Soccernet gave Jonathan Bornstein a 1.5 because he had two bad offensive touches and got exposed several times on defense against Paraguay. I believe that grade was unfair. I believe that Bornstein was just confused … Continue reading
Franco Panizo at SBI Believes the USA Was Much Improved
Franco Panizo at Soccer by Ives reflected on the USMNT loss to Paraguay that Team America “was much improved against Paraguay.” Yet he later describes the loss as “disappoiting.” I am confused. How can a loss be “much improved” and … Continue reading
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Bill Archer at BigSoccer Believes Statistics are Message Board Fodder
Bill Archer at Big Soccer reflected on the Charlie Davies’ comeback and remarked that statistics are mere “message board fodder.” I disagree. I also believe that statistics provide plenty of discussion ground for tweets in addition to message boards. Hence … Continue reading
Alex Netherton at Soccernet Certainly Has the Right Idea
I know this is a bit late, but I just wanted to praise Alex Netherton for this accurate article at ESPN Soccernet about why some soccer blogs are just weird. And unreadable. After all, chalkboards and charts only give readers … Continue reading
Elliott Turner Blatantly Flaunts His non-competition Clause at Fistedaway
Elliott Turner has violated the letter and spirit of our non-competition agreement by writing a guestpost on Sir Alex’s “touchline ban” at Fistedaway. I am flabbergasted and considering pursuing legal action.