Monthly Archives: November 2011

OWN GOALS – some links from around the interwebs

Posted on November 30, 2011 by Elliott

The internet is a scary place. You never know what lurks just around the next corner. One click and, bam, you get rick-rolled or spammed some life insurance. Still – with the proper guidance, you can find some marvelous sites. … Continue reading →

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Frank Lampard: the Diary of an Old Midfielder

Posted on November 28, 2011 by Elliott

The Frank Lampard Appreciation Society proudly presents yet another chapter in the unedited, uncut version a of Frank Lampard’s diary from this season. Read at your own risk. Warning – this content may not be suitable for mature adults.

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OWN GOALS – the accursed, huggable, imperalist Americans

Posted on November 24, 2011 by Elliott

Don’t you just hate those arrogant, talented, supremely handsome Americans? Me too. Well, this American had the pleasure of writing for and speaking with some friends from across the Atlantic, and the results were marvelous. At least in my humble … Continue reading →

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Horrific Tragedy Bootstrapped to Champions League Recap

Posted on November 23, 2011 by Elliott

This past weekend, a German referee attempted to commit suicide. CNN reported on this tragedy, and also managed to sneak in the same article some game recaps. Tactful! The Guardian did one better, reporting racism charges against Luis Suarez while … Continue reading →

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Ayn Rand Reflects upon the MLS Cup, Beckham, Objectivism

Posted on November 21, 2011 by Elliott

Noted American philosopher and novelist Ayn Rand has graciously cleared her hectic social schedule to answer a few questions about the MLS cup, David Beckham, and also her philosophy of “objectivism.” Please note that while I am a fan of … Continue reading →

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The Joey Lawrence Appreciation Society Proudly Remembers Player Y

Posted on November 17, 2011 by Elliott

Nothing breaks the heart like a candle whose flame is blown out by the wind. Noted actor Joey Lawrence’s career burned with promise and brimmed with energy. From the very first episode of the late 90′s TV show Blossom, audiences … Continue reading →

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Congratulations to Ireland & their Dancing Keane for Qualifying!

Posted on November 15, 2011 by Elliott

  Video credit: “Dancing Queen” by Abba

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US vs. France – Indisputably Objective Player Ratings Ratings

Posted on November 14, 2011 by Elliott

Grades. Is there anything more cruel? An entire semester of work, and a little symbol reflects your homework, your exams, your term papers, and maybe your participation. Naturally, I can understand why some people in the soccersphere have objected to … Continue reading →

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READY YOUR CHIPS – Classical is Quickly Approaching Launch

Posted on November 10, 2011 by Elliott

Remember a few months ago when you donated $10 to a nascent sports website? Remember the glorious promises of chip-clips that would forever change your life and add up to 1.73 days of longevity to the standard lifespan of a … Continue reading →

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Emotions at the Long Awaited Return to See Sporting KC…

Posted on November 9, 2011 by Elliott

“Alison” by Elvis Costello & the Attractions

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