There was an epic coincidence on Tuesday night when England played Ghana in London, and Ireland played Uruguay in Dublin. That’s right: Ghana and Uruguay were practically playing practically next door to each other! You would think after their controversial World Cup epic last year that FIFA would prevent such a thing from happening! Uruguay are evil! But I was surely not the only one imagining a zany sitcom premise, whereintoforewith the first episode, Asamoah Gyan is minding his own business, when who does he see moving in next door but Luis Suarez! Ruh-oh! Although, come to think of it, Suarez didn’t actually play on Tuesday. But imagine that he did! And then imagine that you imagined the sitcom thing! Epic, right? Suarez’d be all, like, “Hello, neighbour!”, and Gyan would get all angry, and a third guy, I dunno, someone who’s, like, a part-time referee or something (a nice touch, no?) would go “Ruh-oh!” Wouldn’t that be epic?
Fredo’s website still lacks banner ads. Tsk tsk.
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