Monthly Archives: March 2010

Villareal & the Spanish Art of War: the Archers

From the soul-crushing Catalans who lay siege to the crafty Valencia that lay traps at every corner, this series has focused heavily on the tactics of La Liga’s finest. But, whether it be war or sport, the times change, the … Continue reading

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MLS CBA – The Meeting of the Minds

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FCDSTT – The Death of Debt in Football

We started with a noble mission – eliminate all debt in all of football. Football is more than a business – it is a way of life. And debt forever and irreparably harms the sport. Debt is the spoiled apple … Continue reading

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Junito: Do/Don't Make-Believe the Hype

I have a confession – this serial post/column/story has shattered and questioned every single one of my assumptions and goals. And that’s okay. I started this concept as a tongue and cheek satire – in our society, at least America, … Continue reading

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Valencia & the Spanish Art of War: the Ambush

Not all Spanish tribes suffocate their prey like the constricting Catalans. A fierce and respected tribe to the South, Valencia, sits back and springs traps. The Valencians are led by the shifty spy Villa who lives in the enemy’s shadows, … Continue reading

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FC "Distrust Supporters Trusts" Trust

So, perhaps you’ve noticed the amount of cyber ink spilt on supporter’s trusts. The idea is intriguing – supporters care about the club and provide a long-term voice of reason to combat shortsighted executives. In a time of crushing debt … Continue reading

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Alberto Thingamajig not forgotten at Liverpool

Today we welcome a guestpost from the best satirical soccer blogger not named Bedorarrci, the one and only Nick Dunmore of the ever excellent FISTEDAWAY. Rafael Benitez has assured some guy that he is not finished at Anfield, whatever it … Continue reading

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Barcelona & the Spanish Art of War: the Siege

So I realized that in my two years of blogging, I have made a huge mistake – I have somehow avoided the trite comparisons of sport/war and sport/chess. Well, I did touch on weapons in an ages old MLS power … Continue reading

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MLS CBA – The Truth Behind the Intervention

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Rooney & a Series of Trite Non-Football Puns

So, back in November of last year, Wayne Rooney was playing well and we sung his praises with a look at some trite football cliches. But here’s the dilemma – since that time, Rooney has gone on an even more … Continue reading

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