Monthly Archives: February 2010

Jozy Altidore – Le Lacanian Stade du Hull City

Posted on February 9, 2010 by Elliott

Jozy Altidore scored in his first English Premiership game. But, aside from the impeccably timed run, lovely first touch, and precision shot, what does this goal mean in the postcolonial struggle against/for oppression? Let’s speculate/elucidate/complicate.

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We Learned Today that the Boateng Clan…

Posted on February 6, 2010 by Elliott

…”Ain’t Nothin’ to Fuck Wit” by Wu-Tang Clan

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Junito: La Mision Posible. La Vuelta?

Posted on February 5, 2010 by Elliott

Desperate times call for desperate measures. Junito has lost interest in soccer. And can you blame him? With 24 hour cable tv, American football, basketball, hockey, and brooms all about these United States of America, it’s so easy to get … Continue reading →

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No quick motions – Hands to the Sky. Now!

Posted on February 4, 2010 by Elliott

So I got this idea. Instead of writing brilliant and clever posts concerning the sport of soccer, I will read other brilliant and clever posts on said sport. Then, using a device I call a “lynk”, I will post a … Continue reading →

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Junito: Sons Kill Their Dad One Day, Everyday

Posted on February 3, 2010 by Elliott

So, yeah, Junito. My little Junito. My precious Junito. I had dreams for him, goals, all attainable with a bit of huevo and a lot of esperanza. But sometimes the universe conspires to dismantle our carefully crafted plans. So we … Continue reading →

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Ms. Meow Lives to Meow Another Day!

Posted on February 2, 2010 by Elliott

Loyal reader, Speaker of le Spanish, and tweeter extraordinaire “Sean Rubio” has won the highly competitive Futfanatico-Design-My-Header-For-Free contest. Congrats! Using the magic of javascript, his header is rotating with the Maracanazo. Did you see it? Click refresh. Now click on … Continue reading →

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Recap: Arsenal v. United – The Big Sleep

Posted on February 1, 2010 by Dashell

London was the kind of town you could live in your whole life and never call home. London smiles at you like a mother but only loves you like a mistress. You only got into trouble when you confused the … Continue reading →

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