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Feb
Written by: Elliott
So I got this idea. Instead of writing brilliant and clever posts concerning the sport of soccer, I will read other brilliant and clever posts on said sport. Then, using a device I call a “lynk”, I will post a “lynk” to these posts which you can follow for your own reading enjoyment. I call this concept a “lynx den.” Alternatively, in informal conversations with friends and family, you can refer to it as a “lynx lair.”
The always amazing Studs Up has the perfect solution to the John Terry scandal. And the inspiration comes from Eddie Murphy’s own late night sojourns in Southern California. (Studs Up)
Somehow Portsmouth has managed to hire an Israeli attorney that has had his license suspended for corruption, done time on corruption charges, and used fraudulent documents in hearings. Fit? Proper? None of the above. (Guardian)
“The Continental” returned to the Award winning Dirty Tackle. This time, Berbatov seduces you with talk of mayonnaise on your toes while spilling gasoline over his designer pants. Terrified? Aroused? All of the above? (Dirty Tackle)
When Saturday Comes rightly asks: is the ever so popular “verbal orange card” a means to facilitate player-referee understanding, or just impotence on the part of the man with the whistle? (WSC)
At FistedAway, recent reports out of Italy indicate that, sadly, drugs have tested positive for Adrian Mutu. And it’s not the first time (Fisted Away).
CrabFootball asserts that the Terry saga is just starting to unfold, citing erroneous sources that JT imposed medieval law upon his squires, err, teammates, and took leave of their wenches, err, wags. (CrabFootball)
A new soccer film is coming out and I actually don’t want to vomit. The Zidane movie follows the Frenchman’s every move for 90 minutes in a game against Villareal. From the previews, it looks awesome (Youtube) via (Offside)
Crackovia, a Catalan TV show, has a delightful Spanish language spoof of Real Madrid. In particular, the Cristiano Ronaldo (Or is it Sergio Ramos?)-mirror-sessions are delightful (Youtube) via (Futbolita)
While Luis Fabiano scored a well-placed header, the culmination of a brilliantly timed run and anticipation, we focus on his head afterward. Why? Because Fabiano ignited rumors of a move to Man-Hat-tan by donning a delightful fedora (Youtube) via (Dirty Tackle)
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February 4th, 2010 at 3:18 pm
Thanks for the plug! The Zidane film came out ages ago but is very very excellent.
February 5th, 2010 at 4:13 am
My gut reaction when I hear the terms “movie” and “soccer” is to dry heave, so the Zidane film did not get on my radar too early. I am still searching for a respectable torrent, so feel free to email me any suggestions.