I am all smiles today and for one simple reason: this morning, Junito absolutely wanted nothing to do with the broom. Nope, he sprung out of bed, ran to the closet, picked out the soccer ball, and woke me via the traditional “ball hits head” approach. It’s much more effective than an alarm clock.
Perhaps as [...]

First it was Mrs. Alonso’s womb, but now the competition between Ronaldo and Xabi has hit a new low – easy to make penalty kicks. Read more about this new development at the fantastic satirical soccer blog Fisted Away. No cash was exchanged for said anchor text, I assure you.

So, perhaps it’s just the Chelsea hate, but, but…I’m kinda falling in love with City. And it’s just not just the UK isles pronunciation of “Ci-tay.” No, it’s much more profound.

John Terry. Did I miss the bandwagon? Or am I fashionably late? Regardless of your level of interest, know this – John Terry’s sex life has stuck a simmering poker into the gaping chasm between the anglo-saxon cultures and the Latin world. And yes, I am referring to Sepp Blatter’s odd comments. And yes, I [...]

So, I decided to check out the website for Portsmouth’s sponsor, Jobsite.com. It is a UK based job-search website. On a whim, I  looked for jobs involving “football” in Portsmouth. And that’s when the problems began…

In the off-season, despite the wave of cash and new signings, I had one serious concern: could Manuel Pellgrini balance the all-star egos in the locker room? And could he impose the Villareal short-passing approach on Madrid?
He has done neither. And he has succeeded with fantastic aplomb.
The Alcocorn hiccup aside, Madrid trails Barcelona by [...]

Desperate times call for desperate measures. I got the fabricated inside scoop on Pompey’s negotiations with a new owner, a decision that will either blow your mind or tug at your heart strings. Or both.
To find out who this mystery man is, head over to the delightful FistedAway right now.