Would you like to make a bunch of hardworking, inner city children smile? So would I.

But why not do the next best thing  – make one suburban brat moderately happier by entering the Futfanatico “anyone can design a better header than me” award. You could win a prominently displayed link, lots of affection praised upon your work, and, more importantly, save a life.

Do not worry – the failure to find a new header will not result in the immediate death of helpless kittens.

No, Ms. Whiskers is safe for now – I am dutifully filling the milk bowl. But, sadly, if I have to devote much more time to tracking down opensource image editors, I may just become forgetful. And, gasp, if I have to pay money for such services, well, that would directly trade off with Kitten food.

So now that you know such horrendous truths, you are morally obligated to act by designing a cool header for my website. I will give you two week’s time to submit your work – remember, I want something dark with 60’s or 70’s era black /white photos of footballers. Plus, the moniker “Breaking Soccer News” should appear somewhere.

But don’t worry, no rush. I can’t even find my helpless-kitten-drowning-sack in the garage. I think it’s at the dry cleaners, but I’m not sure. And I don’t want to have to find out.

Two weeks, eternal gratitude and linkage yours, plus saving a kitten’s life. What’s NOT to like? And midterms are months away…

Email your masterpieces to futfanatico (AT) gmail (DOT) com.

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