Monthly Archives: January 2010

Madrid v. Deportivo – Click Your Heels &…

Just when you think the debt crisis and stupid national associations and horrific terrorist attacks can ruin the sport you love, a game, a performance, a single act can part the gray clouds hovering over your little plot of land. … Continue reading

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It's time to kidnap the Dieguito Diez

People always stop me on the street and ask – why haven’t you written anything clever about Diego Maradona in so long? Before I can respond, one of my guardaespaldas, normally Brunito, a 6’5 robust man of Senegalese descent, throws … Continue reading

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What Do Shady Italians & Clenched Fists…

…Have in common? Go to FistedAway to immediately find out. A hint – Fabio Capello may have played a cruel practical joke on Michael Owen. Or maybe I just made it up. Either way, read it.

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Junito: The Soccer Ninja & A Painful Execution

Well, the good news is the bad news is the good news. On the plus side, I no longer have to watch my back. The soccer ninja is dead. On the negative side, Junito cannot seek out his counsel in … Continue reading

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Donovan & Cahill – SHAKE THE SHACKLES

Landon Donovan scored his first goal for Everton in the Premier league. He was assisted by Tim Cahill, an Australian. Both men have returned to the land that colonized their land of birth. What does this mean in the post-colonial … Continue reading

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Mr. Mahoney – I Challenge You to a Duel

Sometimes we advance the flow of the human species with words. Other times, though, we must use pistol-fitted words. My ire? Ridge Mahoney’s flippant appraisal of the new KC Wizards stadium. Sunset, near the old saloon, ten paces to the … Continue reading

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West Ham United, West Ham Divided

We have touched on stadium naming rights, but now it appears that West Ham United, considering a move from Upton Park to Olympic accommodations, is considering changing the club name to reflect the posh new digs. The name? “West Ham … Continue reading

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A Brief Post on Post Post Colonialism

So, many have heard the news about Liverpool fans getting arrested for “racism” after complaining about “Yank” owners. While the Deficit Hawks (not GOP affiliates) in Manchester continue to protest against the Glazers, they at least have focused squarely on … Continue reading

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The Dead-Live-Blog Beckons at the Offside…

Some individuals consider “Night of the Living Dead” one of the greatest horror films ever created. I am not so full of myself, but it shall be my extended metaphor for the Ivory Coast – Algeria Liveblog later today. Join … Continue reading

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USMNT – The End of the Affair?

An entire cult of fan has dedicated itself to one simple thing: masochism. In Biblical terms, some individuals latch onto David despite the looming shadow of Goliath. They root for the underdog because as human beings, mammals with live birth … Continue reading

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