Monthly Archives: December 2009

Great And…Not Great – Edgar Davids

Posted on December 15, 2009 by Elliott

The protagonist glares at himself in a hand-held mirror, snarling then poignantly asking: “who am I?” He then shatters the mirror against the wall and stomps off. The camera fades to black.  What is Edgar Davids? A great player – … Continue reading →

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Set….Mate….CECH MATE!

Posted on December 14, 2009 by Elliott

Song Credit – “Disillusion” by Badly Drawn Boy

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The Weekend in Text…

Posted on December 14, 2009 by Elliott

This weekend the Premiership proved it’s competitive equity with vengeful mid-table sides auditioning for “The Jedi Strike Back.” Meanwhile, across the channel, La Liga’s two horse race continued with a plodding Swede and light footed Argentine grabbing the spotlight. Yes, … Continue reading →

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Breaststrokes in a Pinkish Liverpool

Posted on December 13, 2009 by Elliott

From time to time, we actually write about soccer games here. In case you had forgotten. At least when our illegal streams allow for proper viewing of matches. The Gunners-Liverpool match provided a classic case of the reeling multinational financial … Continue reading →

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Rhythm Recaps – Chelsea v. Everton

Posted on December 13, 2009 by Elliott

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Photo Batch/Haikus to Match

Posted on December 11, 2009 by Elliott

“Run Ronnie, Run” He once scored at will. Now he lusts for something else And can’t get his fill. Photo credit: In the Stands ——————————————————————————————————————————–

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World Cup 2010: Argentina's Star Snub Award

Posted on December 10, 2009 by Elliott

In feverish anticipation of the World Cup, we are going to take a moment and recall, relive, recycle, some of our favorite World Cup moments. These patterns constitute the fabric of the international game, these recurrences form the waves of … Continue reading →

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The MLS Labor Standoff – A Strike Out?

Posted on December 9, 2009 by Elliott

No word generates more confusion in the American English language than “strike.” When referring to the long revered sport of bowling, a strike is when the player knocks down all the pins on his first attempt. A strike is desired. … Continue reading →

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Cristiano Ronaldo Gets Fisted Yet Again

Posted on December 9, 2009 by Elliott

Please visit the ever so excellent Fisted Away where you can see my poor attempt at purely fabricated investigative journalism. The theme? A steaming love affair between Cristiano Ronaldo, CR9, and himself.

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Great And…Not Great – Alfredo Di Stefano

Posted on December 8, 2009 by Elliott

When we view Alfredo Di Stefano in his current state at public events, we are reminded that the uncompromising currents of time leave no shore untouched. Di Stefano, the “Golden Arrow” from Argentina, was once the physical embodiment of footballing … Continue reading →

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