Written by: Elliott

“Run Ronnie, Run”
He once scored at will.
Now he lusts for something else
And can’t get his fill.
Photo credit: In the Stands
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“Guti is Perfect”
Guti is snooty,
But his name has fitting rhymes -
Moody and fruity.
Photo credit: Realmadridtalk
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“Fabio Hasselhoff”
He’s seldom merry.
But now fitter than Rio,
Fab beside Terry?
Photo credit: Dailymail
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“Eternal Greatness Awaits”
Best music ever?
Still better than that well known
Football Manager.
Photo credit: Wikipedia
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“Bitter Aftertaste”
I prefer smooth beer.
I tried a Newcastle once,
but will now steer clear.
Photo Credit: The DA
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“Where the Wild Things Are”
A boy becomes man
When he stands up for the just
And does all he can.
Photo: WAATP
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“The Enemy List”
Perhaps you mistook
Hiddink for Richard Nixon.
One was not a crook.
Photo: MarthaCalcio
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“The Essence of Kuyt”
You’ve seen him hobble.
But have you yourself ever
Heard Dirk Kuyt gobble?
Photo credit: Football Filter
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“The R & B Left Back”
Nascent rap career?
Not with his delicate knees.
Care to lend an ear?
Photo: In the Stands
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“Heaven”
Another short loan…
Upon return, tail tucked in,
Care to hear him groan?
Photo: SBI
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