Ronnie

“Run Ronnie, Run”

He once scored at will.

Now he lusts for something else

And can’t get his fill.

Photo credit: In the Stands

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Guti

“Guti is Perfect”

Guti is snooty,

But his name has fitting rhymes -

Moody and fruity.

Photo credit: Realmadridtalk

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Fab1

“Fabio Hasselhoff”

He’s seldom merry.

But now fitter than Rio,

Fab beside Terry?

Photo credit: Dailymail

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Striker“Eternal Greatness Awaits”

Best music ever?

Still better than that well known

Football Manager.

Photo credit: Wikipedia

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Newcastle“Bitter Aftertaste”

I prefer smooth beer.

I tried a Newcastle once,

but will now steer clear.

Photo Credit: The DA

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Costume

“Where the Wild Things Are”

A boy becomes man

When he stands up for the just

And does all he can.

Photo: WAATP

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Guus

“The Enemy List”

Perhaps you mistook

Hiddink for Richard Nixon.

One was not a crook.

Photo: MarthaCalcio

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Kuyt

“The Essence of Kuyt”

You’ve seen him hobble.

But have you yourself ever

Heard Dirk Kuyt gobble?

Photo credit: Football Filter

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Ashley Cole

“The R & B Left Back”

Nascent rap career?

Not with his delicate knees.

Care to lend an ear?

Photo: In the Stands

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Donovan

“Heaven”

Another short loan…

Upon return, tail tucked in,

Care to hear him groan?

Photo: SBI

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