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Monthly Archives: November 2009
Recap: Chelsea v. Arsenal – A Maltese Falcon
The doll came off as needy, hysterical, and a compulsive liar. But I’d always been a sucker for dark haired dames. She had certainly selected a trendy enough spot, if you ignored the closed storefronts, that is. I felt like … Continue reading
El Clasico Recap – Sodding Hallowed Ground
The Clasico of Spain ended in a 1-0 Catalan victory thanks to an Ibrahimovic medical textbook finish (Anatomy 101). Still, weeks after losing 4-0 to Acorn State, Madrid put forth a productive if not polished performance. The blanquillos played with … Continue reading
Junito: The Countdown to Greatness
There comes a time in every man’s left where, no matter how atrociously he played a sport, he plays it even worse. He plays it so bad, and his knees ache so much, that the “I need the cardio” excuse … Continue reading
Rooney and a Series of Trite Football Cliches
Wayne Rooney scored three goals against Portsmouth. And in honor of his hat-trick, we proudly present a series of wildly exaggerated sports cliches with little basis in reality. Wayne Rooney is out of this world. Today, at 13:05 army time, … Continue reading
Intermediate Spanglish 106: La Prueba
Well, class, this is it. This is the moment of truth – I will finally see which of you rabblerousers have been prestando atencion (paying attention), and which ones have been skimming the text in hopes of cool videos. This … Continue reading
Vote NOW For Futfanatico! Vote Twice!
I knew when I created this blog a year ago that, well, it would not be an opiate for the masses. So each year, as awards are doled out and votes counted, I don’t hold my breath. No, true to … Continue reading
The Truth About MLS TV Broadcast Rights
The ever excellent FistedAway has turned up the dirt on the lingering MLS-ESPN TV Rights dispute. For those of you who don’t follow MLS, here’s a little tidbit to wet your appetite: Neil Patrick Harris is interviewed. Yes, Neil Patrick … Continue reading
The Beckham Experiment: A Brilliant Mistake
“Brilliant Mistake” by Elvis Costello & the Attractions
The Life, Death, & Life of Ferenc Puskas
As you may have guessed, I am a practicing Roman Catholic. Within my belief structure, boxes exists for spirits and ghosts and hauntings. Purgatory awaits those with impure souls, the flames of hell toned down to a mild orange so … Continue reading