Monthly Archives: August 2009

The Annals of Anelka

I don’t know who to trust least – goal.com or Douglas Pingisi. Pingisi, the longtime advisor and agent of one sulking Nicolas Anelka, had claimed that Chelsea would soon open talks about a contract extension. Goal broke the story. Emphasis … Continue reading

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The Weekend in Photos

This weekend the English Premiership returned to action after a somewhat uninteresting off-season. If last off-season brimmed with sweet-nothings but little action, this past summer City and Madrid combined to sign seven figure checks while everyone else pinched pennies. But … Continue reading

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Paul + Scholes = My Master

Remember last season when I said Paul Scholes had lost “it.” I was ambiguous about “it,” but was convinced Paul no longer possessed the aforementioned item. Yeah, well, Sir Alex reverted to the 4-4-2 and Scholes finally got back to … Continue reading

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I saw you Ballack!

Yes, Michael Ballack played. He came on at half-time to add a youthful spark for the aging John Obi Mikel. But Ballack was a bad boy. In the 72nd minute, when Boateng saw acres of sideline, Ballack laid down to … Continue reading

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Links You Love and We Steal

Me? Write something? But so many other people do it so much better. US Soccer – Cyprus at footsmoke has written a very well thought out piece on the significance of successful European clubs and their US excursions. Does it … Continue reading

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Wow. I am very grateful….

I am incredibly grateful to studs up (the comic) for breaking this story. That’s right. I just got a new host, wordpress installed, and I’m giving it all up for a shot at the big time. I got a trial … Continue reading

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The Hollowed USMNT

I was going to write a bitter essay on how Bradley needs to show more faith in our creative centermids, like Feilhaber and Torres, who are capable of reading a game and dictating the pace of play. But I didn’t. … Continue reading

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Donner Party Diaries: D.F., Mexico

August 12, 2009, a honest family of hardworking Americans set forth on a hard and arduous journey, in search of a better life. They headed Southwest, following the Mormon trail before heading South. What followed was a tragedy, a tragic … Continue reading

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Don't Touch My Neck Nery!

Hey that’s my neck and it’s really sensitive! No, seriously, get you hands off my neck. For real. That’s not cool. I’m very perturbed. Quite perturbed. I will tell my parents if you do not immediately desist! Get away from … Continue reading

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Lockdown Mode

I will let you in on a little secret – I am not the most technologically literate person in the world. I only recently acquired a netbook, and dragged my feet before switching to wordpress. Here’s another dirty little secret … Continue reading

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